Scotch and Smoke Rings and the younger brother of Oxhorn.
On Scotch and Smoke Rings
He was most prominent during Oxhorn's second venue for the show, but eventually had to be on the show with less frequency due to Beanstalk's schooling schedule and later because of having his own family.
- His drink of choice for the show is often Kraken rum.
- He often wore a fedora during earlier episodes.
- He felt embarrassed watching Oxhorn's Reading Rap Lyrics with a Confused Expression segment on Scotch and Smoke Rings.
- This led Oxhorn to eventually replace it was a new segment, Spoken Word Pop.